Thursday, December 15, 2011

Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007
I guess they want to give a Christmas gift to Direct TV and any other TV providers nation wide.

10 to 14 commercials at every break and an added infomercials to woo the customers?!$%#

 Censored forums and commercials will keep your base from collapsing?

Looks as though comcast only has one good service the Speed that they charge you for your internet

Soon, if not all, most providers will catch and pass comcast in internet speed.

They take an hour movie and extend it for 2 1/2 hour commercial spin,surfing is almost funny,90% of the surf you will hit commercials RLMAO:smileyvery-happy:


We interrupt this commercial to bring you this special commercial about a soon to be released commercial.

Also a soon to be released popup that will be seen on ANY page you surf to.














The new commercialcast head phones rent for only $9.50 a month




Compliments from Commercialcast the leading Internet,TV,Phone provider in the country.



Commercialcast CEO Home from a long day.




http://www.comcast.com/~/media/ImageLibrary/homepage/carousel_blastextra_currentcustomer.ashx

Brass Contributor
ProfessorWhitey
Posts: 3,862
Registered: 07-23-2009
You do realize that Comcast doesn't set the commercial break intervals don't you? That's set by the network and it's the same on Comcast, Direct TV, Dish, AT&T and over the air.

Oh maybe you didn't know that.

easy77 wrote:
I guess they want to give a Christmas gift to Direct TV and any other TV providers nation wide.

10 to 14 commercials at every break and an added infomercials to woo the customers?!$%#

 Censored forums and commercials will keep your base from collapsing?

Looks as though comcast only has one good service the Speed that they charge you for your internet

Soon, if not all, most providers will catch and pass comcast in internet speed.

They take an hour movie and extend it for 2 1/2 hour commercial spin,surfing is almost funny,90% of the surf you will hit commercials RLMAO:smileyvery-happy:


We interrupt this commercial to bring you this special commercial about a soon to be released commercial.

Also a soon to be released popup that will be seen on ANY page you surf to.














The new commercialcast head phones rent for only $9.50 a month




Compliments from Commercialcast the leading Internet,TV,Phone provider in the country.



Commercialcast CEO Home from a long day.




http://www.comcast.com/~/media/ImageLibrary/homepage/carousel_blastextra_currentcustomer.ashx


So look, I can unequivocally say I will not be running for national office in four years, and my entire focus is making sure that I'm the best possible senator on behalf of the people of Illinois. - Barack Obama

Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007
Dont care they are the SOURCE.

 Who pays comcast? networks

without comcast networks have no platform except direct,satelite,ect.

Brass Contributor
ProfessorWhitey
Posts: 3,862
Registered: 07-23-2009
If your car explodes from a defect in the gas tank are you going to blame the dealer who sold it to you or the manufacturer that created it with the defect?


easy77 wrote:
Dont care they are the SOURCE.





So look, I can unequivocally say I will not be running for national office in four years, and my entire focus is making sure that I'm the best possible senator on behalf of the people of Illinois. - Barack Obama

Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007
Professor if you step in some doggy do and walk on your carpet in your house, do you blame yourself for being careless and steping into the pile,or do you blame the dog that did the dodo on the lawn where you steped? 

ProfessorWhitey wrote:
If your car explodes from a defect in the gas tank are you going to blame the dealer who sold it to you or the manufacturer that created it with the defect?


easy77 wrote:
Dont care they are the SOURCE.





ProfessorWhitey wrote:
If your car explodes from a defect in the gas tank are you going to blame the dealer who sold it to you or the manufacturer that created it with the defect?


easy77 wrote:
Dont care they are the SOURCE.










Brass Contributor
BBOY
Posts: 3,514
Registered: 10-12-2006
I think easy's going to start an #occupycomcast movement.

Occupy arrests at Comcast headquarters

Quartz Contributor
Mudge
Posts: 3,059
Registered: 02-12-2007
Easy...Are you SURE you can't find something constructive to B _ _ _ _ about?

Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007
I got my Easy chair occupided now:smileyvery-happy:


BBOY wrote:
I think easy's going to start an #occupycomcast movement.

Occupy arrests at Comcast headquarters


Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007
Rlmao NO! want to see how long it takes them!

Mudge wrote:
Easy...Are you SURE you can't find something constructive to B _ _ _ _ about?


Bronze Star Contributor
Kyoden_Okamura
Posts: 6,407
Registered: 06-24-2009
You blame your kid. If the lawn was cut like you ASKED you would have seen the turd and not stepped in it in the first place. It's all the advertisers faults for buying so much commercial space.

easy77 wrote:
Professor if you step in some doggy do and walk on your carpet in your house, do you blame yourself for being careless and steping into the pile,or do you blame the dog that did the dodo on the lawn where you steped? 

ProfessorWhitey wrote:
If your car explodes from a defect in the gas tank are you going to blame the dealer who sold it to you or the manufacturer that created it with the defect?


easy77 wrote:
Dont care they are the SOURCE.





ProfessorWhitey wrote:
If your car explodes from a defect in the gas tank are you going to blame the dealer who sold it to you or the manufacturer that created it with the defect?


easy77 wrote:
Dont care they are the SOURCE.












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schofie
Posts: 8,017
Registered: 02-07-2008
occupycomcast.jpg

Protesters who were amongst those who marched from the Occupy Philly encampment at City Hall, try to enter the Comcast Center, Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2011, in Philadelphia. Protesters who were sitting peacefully inside the lobby of the headquarters of Comcast and refused to leave were arrested. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke)
Comcast BBOY, is that you with the backpack?
:smileyvery-happy:

And liberty and justice for all,
FOR THE BORN AND THE UNBORN.

Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007
Moderator from commercialcast forums going to work

Brass Contributor
BBOY
Posts: 3,514
Registered: 10-12-2006

Re: Comcast 10 to 14 commercial​s each break?

[ Edited ]
Not me. If I want pepper I just ask the waiter.


schofie wrote:
occupycomcast.jpg

Protesters who were amongst those who marched from the Occupy Philly encampment at City Hall, try to enter the Comcast Center, Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2011, in Philadelphia. Protesters who were sitting peacefully inside the lobby of the headquarters of Comcast and refused to leave were arrested. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke)
Comcast BBOY, is that you with the backpack?
:smileyvery-happy:




Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007

Re: Comcast 10 to 14 commercial​s each break?

[ Edited ]
commercialcast workers hard at workCABLE soon to go by way of buggy whip!  The BLACK ONE JOE!

Conquering Contributor
easy77
Posts: 1,333
Registered: 07-17-2007
Fed up 

Brass Contributor
ProfessorWhitey
Posts: 3,862
Registered: 07-23-2009
Seeing as I don't have a dog I would blame the owner of the dog that allowed it to crap in my lawn. And if I know who's dog it is, I may even be so kind as to return the dogs "gift" to them.

easy77 wrote:
Professor if you step in some doggy do and walk on your carpet in your house, do you blame yourself for being careless and steping into the pile,or do you blame the dog that did the dodo on the lawn where you steped? 

ProfessorWhitey wrote:
If your car explodes from a defect in the gas tank are you going to blame the dealer who sold it to you or the manufacturer that created it with the defect?


easy77 wrote:
Dont care they are the SOURCE.





ProfessorWhitey wrote:
If your car explodes from a defect in the gas tank are you going to blame the dealer who sold it to you or the manufacturer that created it with the defect?


easy77 wrote:
Dont care they are the SOURCE.












So look, I can unequivocally say I will not be running for national office in four years, and my entire focus is making sure that I'm the best possible senator on behalf of the people of Illinois. - Barack Obama

Ruby Contributor
aerborne-929
Posts: 15,274
Registered: 10-28-2006
This:

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...and THIS:

...comprise XFINITY'S advertisement strategy with the networks.

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Bronze Star Contributor
malphilos
Posts: 5,927
Registered: 01-30-2009
You people watch TV?

That explains much. :smileysad:
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire

Bronze Star Contributor
Posts: 5,572
Registered: 10-17-2007
I don't have TV anymore.  It's been about 7 years.  Recently I was visiting a relative and was enjoying some cooking show on his TV while he was at work, then the commercial break came on, and on and on.  After about 10 minutes I got up and turned it off.  My wife looked at me and asked, "you still want to get TV back?"  Hell no!  It's worse than I remember.  Thanks for the reminder.  It saved from stupid contract I certainly would have regretted.
It's not what you don't know that can hurt you, it's what you do know that just ain't so.

Brass Contributor
underthewire
Posts: 3,696
Registered: 02-04-2008
And in the late evening.......................infomercials every where. I venture to say that almost half of citcom is allocated to commercials. And if you tell me Comcast does not get a bit of the change...............you know more than i do.

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